b.siedlarz@gmail.com
18.6.1983


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
He'd make a lovely corpse.
I want you to put more life into your dying.
It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money
He's a fool who cannot conceal his wisdom.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Masturbation: Shaking hands with the unemployed.
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, "Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy."
I'm going to live forever or die trying.

I'm Heavily Armed, Easily Bored and off my Medication!

I'm lost, but I'm still making pretty good time!

I'm not FOR apathy, and I'm not AGAINST it.

I'm not lost - I'm just locationally challenged.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Software upgrade installed: press your luck to continue

Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills.

Strike any user to continue.

Stupidity is not a handicap. You have to park elsewhere


Diamond: a lump of coal that made good under pressure.

Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.

Does steel wool come from metal sheep?

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

Fer sail cheep, spel chekker, wurks grate!

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought "Where on Earth has my ceiling gone?"

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

The truth is out there? Anyone know the URL?

Half the people in the world are below average.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

What is "scratch" and why can everything be made from it?

Karaoke: Japanese for "tone deaf drunk with a microphone

KEYBOARD - Hardware used to enter errors into a computer

Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

Keyboard: a device for entering mistakes into a computer

Light year: A regular year with less calories...

Are you schizophrenic? If so, that makes four of us.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

Illiterate?... Write for FREE HELP!

Imagination is more important than knowledge - Einstein

Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.

Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.

Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large.

Hardware: The parts of a computer that can be kicked.

He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me

Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted!

I'm not dead, I'm metabollically challenged.

If you can read this, my cloaking device is broken.

If only women came with pull-down menus and online help.

Break hearts, wind and rules.

Life is expensive but at least it includes a free trip around the sun.

People have one thing in common; they're all different.

Really Get Stoned -- Drink Wet Cement!

Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is.

Science asks why. I ask why not.

Scientists have discovered a cure for apathy. So what?

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Black holes really suck...

Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Don't talk unless you can improve on the silence.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Entering into a dark house,there where kittens in a fire place,as he saw glearing eyes,he starts screaming "ES EL DIABLO , EL CHUPACABRA ! ! ! *runs away* *me:LMAAAOOOO*
Brian:I don't understand why are people afraid of ghosts?...(Brian in the past running out of a haunted asylum:RUNN DUDE,FUCKING RUUUN!!!) -.- oh lol dude
Afther heavy wooden table lifted up in the air while Grant was sitting there:"What the fetch?!" great,we have a new expression...
Humm twins demonologists...now that's odly sweet...Barry kiddnap me for TAPS or GHI ,c'mon!!!Smuggle me in or something :D *wink* *smile*

viewing the boiler:
Grant: I bet that thing is hot.

Jason: I think you're hot.

Grant: Thank you


big deal,death alwasy went with the territory...see you in disneyland".